Facts about your anus

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Monday, 30 December 2019

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Your anus, as seen by ass-tronomers

Here are some interesting facts you might not know about your anus.

Your anus is the coldest place in the solar system.

Your anus is tilted at 98 degrees.

Your anus has its own atmosphere.

Your anus is made up largely of ammonia and methane, which gives it its distinctive colour.

Your anus has a ring system, composed of dark particles.

The only probe ever to reach your anus was in 1986.

Your anus was discovered in 1781 by a German with a telescope.

Your anus has a rocky core that gives off an internal heat.

For more facts about your anus, contact Dr Brian Cocks, who would be happy to stick his nose in.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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