Local woman decapitated partner during break at 'world's most romantic' holiday isle

Funny story written by Clive Danton

Monday, 30 December 2019

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A 24-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has been found guilty of murder in a Greek court of law, after she shot her partner 6 times before decapitating his body and tossing his head out of a window in their apartment on the idyllic isle of Santorini.

Tracy Carter, a hairstylist, shot her lover, Toby Dell, 27, following a furious row over Mr Dell's behaviour towards a barmaid at the 5-star Aphrodite Hotel.

Ms Carter told the court that she lost her temper, and shot her partner of 3 years after she spotted him tickling the barmaid under the chin, when she came back from the poolside lavatories.

"I shot him and cut his head off because he betrayed me," she said

"I threw his head out of the window, hoping that the barmaid would see it and realise what she'd made me do, the little slut."

Dubbed one of the world's most romantic holiday locations, Santorini is a mecca for sun-seeking lovers, looking to keep the spark in their relationship.

However, following this incident and another lover's tiff last month, which ended with a man being castrated in his sleep by his girlfriend, the island has slipped from top spot to number 5 in the latest rankings.

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