US Women Astronauts Set Space Records But Lack Reproduction Rights On Earth

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 30 December 2019

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"... and how many non-steps for women?"

A 40-year-old electrical engineer broke the 288-day record set by a former female space station commander in 2016-2017. The engineer is planning to spend a total of 328 days aboard the space station before returning to Earth.

She has an additional two more months left to go on the International Space Station, so all she has to do is float around in the space station for another two months to set another even more extended and impressive world record!

As though her endurance record wasn’t impressive enough, the electrical engineer was also cerebrated last October for being one-half of the first US women’s spacewalking team.

Big stuff going on upstairs for women on the space station.

News media watched as the women climbed out of the space station, for a five to six hours spacewalk to replace a dead battery that went out the week before.

Women replace dead batteries on Earth every day. In zero gravity, it’s even easier. Women can do anything a man can do. The absence of gravity is the equalizer.

Space records set by women are mere crumbs and a distraction of how women are treated on Earth.

Women may be breaking records in outer space, but down here on Earth, men in the Republican-run Senate are still deciding if a woman can terminate a pregnancy.

These men are doing away with Planned Parenthood, a necessary form of health care for minority women. A clear violation of human rights. Men are forcing women to have an extra pelvic exam, to humiliate women further. Men also insist women view ultrasound images of their pregnancy.

Hook up Mitch McConnell to a labor simulator, (Google it) and see how long he’ll last before screaming, “Uncle!”

The same pussy who claimed bone spurs during Vietnam is against abortion, but quick to rip babies from mothers, build walls, declare wars, and send other people’s sons and daughters to kill other people’s sons and daughters on the other side of the world.

A US woman will one day walk on the Moon, but still lack reproduction rights on Earth.

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