Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Odysseus snuck into Troy in a wooden horse has such an audacious plot been attempted. In a replay of this mythological ploy of skullduggery, Marian Lois Robinson, mother of Michelle Obama, was identified by President Tr...
Read full storyNashville Man Does a Total Three-Sixty
Discontented with life as usual, Bertram Harvest of Nashville, Tennessee, did a total about-face, followed by another, ending up in precisely where he had started. “What goes around comes around,” said Harvest. “In this case, it was me.” Accord...
Read full storyMan Can't Seem To Get Rid Of Phlegm From His Chest
A man who has been suffering from some kind of virulent Asian 'flu for more than three weeks now, has admitted that, despite taking various medicines to lower the fever, provide pain relief, and to loosen the breathing-restrictive matter on his lungs...
Read full storyI'll wed Queen when Philip's dead: David Beckham's shock vow
In a surprise move, soccer legend, David Beckham, has revealed that, when Prince Philip dies, he will divorce his wife, Victoria, and marry the widowed monarch, as long as he is crowned King as part of the deal. Speaking to Men's Health magazine,...
Read full storyTrump Orders Full Dress Blue Commander-in-Chief Militiary Uniform
Mar-a-Lago, Florida. Exclusive to The Spoof. Sources inside the Florida White House revealed to The Spoof that President Donald Trump has ordered from a Rome clothier a uniform appropriate for the commander-in-chief of the world's leading military po...
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