Trump Socks It To Nancy Pelosi
BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump socks it to Nancy Pelosi. As a token of Christmas giving, President Trump sent The Speaker of the House a pair of his favorite socks to hang over the mantle of her fireplace to commemorate his impeachment. He attached th...
Read full storyManchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Will Be History If United Lose To Another Shit Team
Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has been told that he should tidy his desk and prepare his locker for a full clear-out, because if United lose to just one more shit team, he will be out of the club on his ear. Solskjaer was made t...
Read full storyNashville Man Realizes His Depression Is Actually Happiness
It came as a pleasant surprise to Nate Bowen of Nashville, Tennessee, that what he had previously identified as deep depression was, in fact, profound happiness. "My world's a little rocked," said Bowen. "But it's obviously a fortunate turn of eve...
Read full storyMan Determined To Use His Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder To Become Isolated Historical Archivist Rather Than Bone Red-Haired, Middle-Aged Woman At Gas Station
Iowa. Despite the fact that the middle-aged, divorced, red-haired woman behind the counter did display a slight interest in him while he was limping around at a local Casey's gas station with a massive hangover in a desperate search for coffee and t...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Has Decided To Leave His Christmas Shopping Until After The Sales Start
You wouldn't have thought he'd have been short of a bob or two, but that's the impression several people have been given tonight, after Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, announced that he is to leave his Christmas-present shopping un...
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