Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has been told that he should tidy his desk and prepare his locker for a full clear-out, because if United lose to just one more shit team, he will be out of the club on his ear.
Solskjaer was made to sit uncomfortably through a tortuous experience at Vicarage Road yesterday, as his team were taken apart by bottom club, and everybody else's whipping boys, Watford.
The Hornets won 2-0, leaving travelling United fans, who had been expecting an easy three points, in a state of shock.
Jaws were sagging, with tongues lolling out, slavver dripping from them as the disbelief sank in.
This comes after several other disappointing displays against other shit clubs, such as Rochdale and Colchester in the EFL Cup, and another defeat at the hands of West Ham.
An unnamed United official told a colleague as he was leaving his seat:
"One more defeat to a shit club and the Norwegian must go. He's embarrassing!"