My thought for the day - December 21st 2019 by Ray Ving, 78, and three months, you know
Hello there, you young people. Would you like to know my thoughts? You would? No, you wouldn't? Well, you are reading this, so I can gather that you want to be informed as to what I am thinking? Or not? Would you like to go away then? Read somethi...
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