Hello there, you young people.
Would you like to know my thoughts? You would? No, you wouldn't? Well, you are reading this, so I can gather that you want to be informed as to what I am thinking? Or not? Would you like to go away then? Read something else?
Anyway, now that that slight unpleasantness is over, I think that we had better prepare ourselves for a festive season with James Corden.
He is in that Cats film. Have you seen it? Cat, singing? Have you heard them? No, you are better off not hearing Cats singing.....A horrid noise, as I was saying to my Gladys the other night. Anyway, he is in that, and he is in that documentary with that bloke from The Superman films....Gavin and Stacy....There is no getting away from him, is there?
Larry Lamb, that's his name. He was in one of the Superman films. Ask him, I am sure that he will tell you.
Anyway, I must go, those Brussel sprouts won't be boiling themselves now, will they?