New set of love letters between Trump and Kim exposed by disturbed CIA whistleblower
In a dramatic follow-up to impeachment articles yesterday, new disclosures have appeared today. These may lead to retraction (and reconsideration) of House impeachment articles, so that Democrats may add further indications of Mr. Trump’s instabil...
Read full storyPelosi starts impeachment proceedings against ALL Senate Republicans
Following the House impeachment of Mr. Trump yesterday, Speaker Pelosi has lost no time in follow-up activity. First, she indicates there will be delay in getting House impeachment articles to the Senate, because so far the senate process does not...
Read full storyMan not watching Home Alone II
It is has been revealed that a man in Numpty, Winnipeg, won't be watching Home Alone II because it stars President Donald Trump. The film, in which two thieves chase a young child, who caused them nothing but pain once before, through the tourist...
Read full storyNashville Man Tries Being Himself but Quickly Gets Confused
Fed up with feeling like a poser, Ryan Cosgrove of Nashville, Tennessee, tried just being himself but found that things quickly got confusing. "To thine own self be true was going to be my motto," said Cosgrove. "But it ended up being kind of a s*...
Read full storyManchester United Half-and-Half Scarves Were Made By Idiots
Whatever your own personal feelings are towards 'half-and-half scarves' - those tacky scarves made up of both teams' colours - you can imagine the fake disappointment felt by fans of Colchester United when they turned up for their historic match with...
Read full storyJeremy Corbyn Underestimated The Sheer Stupidity Of The Public
Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has said he had underestimated the stupidity of the voting public, and will move quickly to remedy this, by resigning his post in the next few weeks. Corbyn said that, despite all the online jokes and memes at h...
Read full storySanta Claus Considering Sending In Sick Note
Santa Claus, the maker of children's dreams the world over every year on December 25th, is on the verge of creating a huge controversy this festive season, after it was revealed he is tired, overworked, and considering sending in a sick note. Sant...
Read full storyFallon Sherrock Injects Some Glamour Into The Sport Of Darts
Fallon Sherrock, one of only two women to make it into the 96-player PDC World Darts Championship in London, has made history by winning her first round tussle - with a man. There was more to it than that, though. Sherrock, 25, and a bit of a d...
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