Shane McGowan To See Dentist About Having His Teeth Out
Shane McGowan, the frontman of Irish punk and folk rockers, The Pogues, has stunned friends by booking a dental appointment to have his teeth out. McGowan, 61, underwent a nine-hour operation in 2016, during which he had an entire set of teeth in...
Read full storyNashville Man Decides to Cut Himself Some Slack
"I don't tend to try very hard at things, so I never thought I could be a perfectionist," said Dave Bagwell of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I realized I had it backwards - my standards were so ridiculously high that I didn't think there was even any po...
Read full storyBoris makes it all about the people
The announcement that Boris Johnson is going to call his government "The People's Government" has raised alarm bells around Westminster. Such names are common in dictatorships like North Korea, and the implication is that all previous governments wer...
Read full storyFrustrated Part-Time Coworkers Find Proper Way To Vent, Successfully Communicate Feelings, And Reach Ultimate Understanding
Midwest, United States. On the morning of Tuesday, December 10th, Biff Spud, 47, finally grew tired of Nathan Harbor's bullshit, as well as the lack of enthusiasm he was displaying for his job. Sensing that the part-time, 39-year-old administra...
Read full storyBest Presidential Campaign Needling of All Time
Library of Congress, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof News Service. A new and controversial exhibit posted online today by the Library of Congress contains several of the most skewering campaign slogans intended to belittle while pok...
Read full storyToddler savaged by government watchdog
There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night, after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.
Read full storyTories Wreck EastEnders Christmas Show Script After Surprise Election Result
BBC bosses are, this morning, running around in a frenzy, after the surprise General Election result left the producers of the channel's miserable soap drama, 'EastEnders', caught them off-guard, and ruined the Christmas Special show, which hinged on...
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