Pelosi and Schumer unveil "artichokes" of impeachment
Nanny Pelosi and Upchuck Schumer, speaking on behalf of the “Democratic” Party, announced two "artichokes of impeachment" against President Donald Trump. “Today, in service of our party,” Pelosi said, “we are charging the president with having hig...
Read full storyNashville Poet Narrowly Escapes Drowning in Stream of Consciousness
Weary of trite rhymes and predictable turns of phrase, poet Walter O'Malley of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at free-form verse, only to narrowly avoid drowning in a stream of consciousness. "I just thought I'd dip my toe in and ge...
Read full storyRacism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting
Monkeys at a British zoo have called for football fans to stop using monkey chants to taunt black players, as it tends to portray monkeys as somewhat lower on the evolutionary scale than humans, which they resent. Their concerns relate, more speci…
Read full storyManchester City Fan To Be Banned From Pulling His Trousers Up
Anthony Burke, the Manchester City supporter who is accused of gesticulating to a Manchester United player, and making monkey chants, but who denied this, and said he was just pulling his trousers up, has been banned from pulling his trousers up.
Read full storyManchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes
A Manchester City supporter accused of making monkey noises directed towards Manchester United player, Fred, in Sunday's local derby, is himself descended from apes, it's been reported. Anthony Burke, 41, has been arrested by police, and is curren...
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