Manchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 10 December 2019

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Anthony pulling his trousers up (courtesy of Facebook)

A Manchester City supporter accused of making monkey noises directed towards Manchester United player, Fred, in Sunday's local derby, is himself descended from apes, it's been reported.

Anthony Burke, 41, has been arrested by police, and is currently being kept in a locked cage.

Burke denies being racist, and wrote on Facebook that he was only putting his hands in his trousers, and not scratching under his armpits, whilst repeatedly voicing:

"Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!"

like a monkey.

The ex-Army veteran was said by his ex-wife to be infested with fleas - especially in his beard - and has a distinct liking for bananas.

She said:

"I don't know why he was making monkey noises. I've heard it said that he, himself, is descended from the apes. He's a daft bugger!"

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