Nashville Man Promises to Never Do That Again Despite Not Knowing What "That" Is
When Sam Chase's girlfriend, Hannah Garland, came to him in tears and pleaded for him to never do that again, Sam immediately agreed, only to realize he had no idea what it was that he was committing to not doing. "She asked me if I understood whe...
Read full storyMauricio Pochettino Spotted In Manchester Trafford Centre Buying Household Items
Shoppers at Manchester's Trafford Centre retail complex became excited this afternoon, after former Tottenham Hotspur manager, Mauricio Pochettino, was seen with his wife, shopping for bed linen. He was also carrying some towels and two cushions.
Read full storyAnti-boxing man held for domestic violence
A 45-year-old man who regularly speaks out against the sport of professional boxing, was last night arrested at his home and charged with assaulting his wife. Neighbours raised the alarm when a heated argument between the couple developed into v...
Read full storyManchester United Ready To Give Pochettino Manager's Job
Manchester United executives are thought to be putting the finishing touches to a deal that would install Mauricio Pochettino to the coveted Old Trafford manager's job, but will wait until after today's game with Aston Villa to make an announcement.
Read full storyMe Too Accused of Male Sexism
Me Too Headquarters, Washington, D. C. Woof Blister reporting. In a passing statement that had no apparent relationship to the Me Too movement, the organization's media office inadvertently created an uproar that has drawn widespread condemnation of...
Read full storyDonald Trump Talking Doll - With New Added Phrases - Expected To Be Christmas Bestseller
The festive season is upon us once more, and as parents desperately wrack their brains for ideas to excite and surprise their children, help is at hand, as this year's most popular toy is set to be the new, updated Donald Trump Talking Doll. The d…
Read full storyWhere’s Ruthie? Ginsburg’s Dead, But Nobody Knows It
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the National Lampoon’s movie “Vacation,” the deceased corpse of Aunt Edna toured the USA tied to the rack of a 1979 Ford LTD driven by Clark Griswold in the family’s iconic vacation trip to Wally World. Where’s Ruthie? The...
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