Trump Names Caddyshack’s Carl Spackler “Bomb Czar”
BILLINGSGATE POST: In response to Democrats claiming that President Trump hasn't done enough to stop terrorists from making bombs in the United States, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced today that Carl Spackler has been named Bomb Cz...
Read full storyNorland nannies to be trained by the SAS
Norland College produces Britain's most highly-qualified and sought-after nannies, the choice of royalty and public figures for generations. Now, the nannies, a distinctive sight in their perfectly-pressed uniforms, are to receive additional intensiv...
Read full storyLecturer jailed for picking mushrooms in Regent's Park
39-year-old Jack Transom was found guilty yesterday for the third time of 'the illicit foraging and taking of endangered mushrooms' from Regent's Park. Dr Transom, a Political Science lecturer at the LSE, was sentenced to six months in prison and...
Read full storyJamal Khashoggi's Keffiyeh Spotted On Another Man's Head
Authorities in Riyadh say there has been another possible breakthrough in the Jamal Khashoggi disappearance case, after the murdered dissident journalist's keffiyeh - the red-and-white-checked headscarf favored by almost all Arab men - was spotted in...
Read full storyTrump Instructs FBI To Arrest Obama For Returning Bomb
President Donald Trump has given orders for his predecessor, Barack Obama, to be arrested and brought in for questioning amid allegations that, after he received a suspicious package through the post, he tried to return it to its sender via the US Po...
Read full storyJohnny Hallyday Album Sales Break All Records
The unprecedented success, during its first week of release, of the new album by French crooner, Johnny Hallyday, has stunned music critics, who have called on him to make a comeback, and start touring again. This is impossible, however, as he die...
Read full storyHalloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants
A new Halloween movie hits cinemas today, and, according to inside sources, it's the scariest scary movie ever to scare people! Starring several stars, 'Halloween, Or Something' is said to be SO scary, the film's producers are worried they might h...
Read full storyGay conversion therapy proves effective
Reverend Geoff Bent runs gay conversion therapy courses from his parish in Butte, Montana. Unlike his rivals, he claims a 100% success rate with his students. TheSpoof decided to investigate his methods, so I went undercover as a homosexualist to ask...
Read full storyBill Cosby Trades Rights to 'Fat Albert' to Fellow Convict for Warm Blanket
SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania State Prison Bill Cosby has been adjusting to life in prison. Although his obvious dislike of his surroundings can be easily seen on his twisted face, he has learned how to barter with his fellow inmates to get what he needs...
Read full storyTrump is Mad the Fake News Media Pay So Much Attention to the Democrat Bomber and So Little on His Evil Immigration Caravan
Mar-a-lago, FL Although Trump never heard about the bomber who was mailing bombs to Democratic leaders, including the Obama and Clinton families until today (Fox News hadn't mentioned it), Melania saw it on the View and told him about it. Trump sa...
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