Written by Al N.

Sunday, 28 October 2018

image for Bill Cosby Trades Rights to 'Fat Albert' to Fellow Convict for Warm Blanket
Cosby was also said to have traded a little bird he found outside his cell for a new brain.

SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania State Prison Bill Cosby has been adjusting to life in prison. Although his obvious dislike of his surroundings can be easily seen on his twisted face, he has learned how to barter with his fellow inmates to get what he needs to be comfortable in his new surroundings.

Cosby has a TV, but the only thing on it are the movies Leonard, Part 6 and Mother, Jugs and Speed played over and over in a loop. Cosby's lawyers are working to get this labelled "cruel and unusual."

Cosby spent all the money he was allowed to have for the month bribing guards and inmates from making him recite Fat Albert and Old Weird Harold routines.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bill Cosby

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