Trump Admits Mailing Pizzas With Pineapple To Robert DeNiro and Hillary
In a stunning revelation, the president confessed today to mailing pizzas with horrible toppings to people on his Worst Enemies List. "I did the whole pineapple and ham thing on most of them." He giggled, "But I saved the worst for last. I sent...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt Continues, Sir Philip Green, Chelsea, Xavi, Guardiola
Jose Mourinho has been warned by Manchester United's owners that his outbursts are damaging the club's worldwide reputation. They want to return to the calm, reasonable, expletive-free days of Sir Alex Ferguson. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich who...
Read full storyConor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Patch Things Up
News has just reached us that the two fighters, Conor McGregor and Russian Khabib Nurmagomedov, have come to a mutual agreement about their 'fall-out' after their UFC lightweight world title fight earlier this month, and will meet on neutral ground t...
Read full storySaudi Arabia - "Honesty Is The Best Policy"
Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor produced a shock today, when he admitted, through a media announcement, that the murder of journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was "premeditated". Speaking through the broadcaster, al-Ekhbariya, the prosecutor also confir...
Read full storySuspicious Packages Sent: A Balanced Report
Suspicious packages sent to prominent public figures, including Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, are the work of pro-Trump, right-wing maniacs, say the anti-Trump, left-wing media. Suspicious packages sent to prominent public figures, including B...
Read full storyKhashoggi Murder: Crown Prince Confirms Punishment of "Culprits"
The Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, has confirmed that he is to punish all eighteen "culprits" responsible for the murder of writer Jamal Khashoggi in Turkey, and that arrangements have been made for their public beheadings on Friday, as is...
Read full storyMorrissey Still A 'Loner'
Fans of The Smiths are all on-edge this week, as they anxiously await the new solo album by the group's former frontman, Steven Patrick Morrissey. The album, 'Me, Myself, I, Nobody Else' is released on November 1, and will be followed by a single...
Read full storyRobert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers
The white supremacist, Robert Rundo, has been arrested in California for inciting riots, and excessive use of the letter 'r'. Rundo, the really rather revolting Right-wing rebel renegade, and originator of the Rise Above Movement (RAM), has routi...
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