Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor produced a shock today, when he admitted, through a media announcement, that the murder of journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was "premeditated".
Speaking through the broadcaster, al-Ekhbariya, the prosecutor also confirmed that there was currently a lot of sand in Saudi Arabia.
Once he'd got started with this 'honesty and openness approach', there was no stopping him:
"If you take your right index finger, and shove it into your anus, turn it a little, then take it out and smell it, it will more than likely reek very badly."
He went on:
"If you sell us your weapons, we will sell them to other people who will use them against your own soldiers in the future, in conflicts you, yourselves, have started in order to make huge profits through weapons manufacture."
There were more golden nuggets of wisdom:
"Oil is black."
"Camels have four legs."
"The Persian Gulf can be very hot."
"Two billion plus two billion equals four billion."
And there was more, as he said:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Khashoggi is dead
Ahh, fuck you, you assholes!"