Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 25 October 2018

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The white supremacist, Robert Rundo, has been arrested in California for inciting riots, and excessive use of the letter 'r'.

Rundo, the really rather revolting Right-wing rebel renegade, and originator of the Rise Above Movement (RAM), has routinely rubbished rules regarding 'race' and 'racism', resulting in his restraining and remanding by robust, rough-and-ready, rugged rozzers.

Rundo was accused of acting to incite, organise, promote, encourage, participate in, or carry out riots, and at least one rumpus. There was also a suggestion of some rabble-rousing.

Rumors are rife that Rundo was reckoning on raising a ruckus, and on reforming the Reich.

Reporting restrictions regularly regulate rogues rike Rundo.

Reaction to the report was rukewarm.

Rundo retorted rhetorically with no other response than:


Then some retard blew a raspberry.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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