Mohammed bin Salman denounces heinous crime plus full investigation of himself to find “justice”
Breaking: Today Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has declared what happened to Jamal Khashoggi a “heinous crime” followed by “justice will prevail.” Yesterday he met with Khashoggi’s son Salah and shook hands warmly with an “all is...
Read full storyDid Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...
Read full storyShock! Museum of the Bible's Dead Sea Scrolls Fragments are "Forgeries"
Washington's Museum of the Bible has announced that five of its most prized artefacts – valuable fragments in its collection of Dead Sea Scrolls – are forgeries and will no longer be displayed unlike other artefacts of dodgy origin. German researc...
Read full storyLorry Driver Picked Up Female Hitch-Hiker With The Sole Intention Of 'Getting Her To Her Destination'
In what's becoming the mosy widely-shared internet news item since Tuesday, a long-distance lorry driver who stopped to pick up a young woman hitching a lift near a motorway junction, has told how the only thought in his mind was how to get the 'dams...
Read full storyTrump Wins $1.6bn Mega Millions Jackpot as Ticket Holders Cry Foul
A lottery ticket holder has scooped the largest jackpot in US history, and it just so happens that the "mystery winner" is none other than US "President" Donald J. Trump. Mega Millions Group director, Gordon Mendacious, said, "The moment we've be...
Read full storyScholes And Ferdinand's Pining Punditry
Manchester United legends Paul Scholes and Rio Ferdinand have again been reminiscing fondly of bygone times following a football match. Now BT Sport pundits, the pair were commenting on Juventus' 1-0 victory at Old Trafford in the Champions League...
Read full storyNuclear Football Carried With A Fire Extinguisher
Since Donald Trump became a White House resident, several members of the media noticed that the officer who carries the nuclear football, a briefcase containing the Nuclear Launch Codes, in one hand, always brings a fire extinguisher in the other one...
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