Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?
Who killed the Saudi messenger, Jamal Khashoggi? Visiting the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, Jamal was a Washington Post columnist and resident of the United States. “No one knows where exactly it happened, when it happened, or how. There were no w...
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Under fire Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho made his feelings clear when told that he has been charged over comments he made in Portuguese to a TV camera after his side's win over Newcastle on 6 October. After consulting a lip reader, the FA s...
Read full storyChris Eubank And Nigel Benn To 'Have Another Go'
A boxing tournament for washed-up, has-been boxers has thrown together in the very first round, the two fighters everyone wants to see get back in the ring with each other, Chris Eubank and Nigel Benn. Eubank, 52, and Benn, the Dark Destroyer, 54,...
Read full storyMan Wakes Up To Find That He Is Invisible
A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon awoke to find himself faced with an unusual situation this morning, whereby he was, to all intents and purposes, INVISIBLE! Moys Kenwood, 55, rose at 5:30am as normal, but that was to be the end of 'normali...
Read full storyDeath Is Inevitable, Think Tank Finds
A government Think Tank set up to consider the options open to humanity in order to achieve immortality, has concluded that death is inevitable. The group, set up at enormous expense to the taxpayer, came to its 'inevitable' conclusion after two...
Read full storyCanada Renamed Cannabisda
Following its legalisation of cannabis, Canada is to rename itself as a portmanteau of the two words: Cannabisda. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has recently been focusing a lot on wordplay, said, "uhhhh, yea man, why the hell not, huh?" "I...
Read full storyXi Jinping and Kim jong-un pledge to make America Grate Again.
At a tripartite summit in Honolulu, American President Donald Trump played host to Chinese President Xi Jinping and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un. Welcoming both leaders to the two-day summit, Mr Trump said it was an honour to have the summ...
Read full storyNevada Brothels to be turned into places of worship
Nevada brothel owners have seen the light after the death of one of its most infamous owners and have all decided to turn their whore-houses into 'Homes of God' after seeing the light after years of seeing only the 'red light!' Punters turning up...
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