Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 17 October 2018

Nevada brothel owners have seen the light after the death of one of its most infamous owners and have all decided to turn their whore-houses into 'Homes of God' after seeing the light after years of seeing only the 'red light!'

Punters turning up for a desert quickie will now be confronted with nuns (kinky) instead of half naked ladies of the night. Dominatrix's, instead of whipping the evil out of their sad and sorry customers, will now force them to kneel and beg for redemption!

In fact, a new menu has been written for the different services on offer in Nevada brothels/Chapels and here are some of the new 'holy meanings' written by Moses after confronting the devil in the desert:

1) A blow job: Now means nuns whispering the ten commandments in punters' ears (kinky).

2) Doggy style: Now means saying prayers, kneeling, in the direction of Mecca (kinky).

3) A hand job: Now means being blessed by a nun with white gloves (kinky).

4) Anal: Now means punters who enter from the rear will be severely punished and sent to a prison shower (kinky).

5) Gang Bang: Means queuing up to swallow the holy bread after a dominatrix has whipped the 'holy crap' out of punters (kinky).

6) A 69'er: Now means Heaven and hell (kinky).

7) 72 virgin job: Now means god is forgiving and Allah welcomes all who can finish his exhausting, earthly crusade (kinky)!

The crap writer of this "Holy Grail" has decided it is better to remain an atheist than turn into an evangelist!

Kinky!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Nevada, Kinky, brothels




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