Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 17 October 2018

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Kenwood and his wife earlier

A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon awoke to find himself faced with an unusual situation this morning, whereby he was, to all intents and purposes, INVISIBLE!

Moys Kenwood, 55, rose at 5:30am as normal, but that was to be the end of 'normality', as he was soon to find.

"I said 'Good morning' to my wife, but heard nothing in response," said he.

"I then asked my 3-year-old daughter if she was OK, but, again, there was no reply. It was odd."

Kenwood then went to the bathroom to empty his bladder, and have a shower. Once finished, he emerged into the living area, and asked his wife if she wanted a cup of tea, but, for the third time, he met with a wall of silence.

It was as if those around him were unaware of his presence, that he was INVISIBLE!

He quickly went to a mirror, to confirm that he had not disappeared overnight. That done, he once more spoke to his wife:

"Er ... would you like some money for some new shoes, dear?"

Suddenly, the spell was lifted! His wife looked up from what she was doing, and told him that would be nice. He replied that it would be, if only he had any money to finance the purchase.

Thereafter, he became invisible once more.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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