Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched
The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...
Read full storyFan Hates U2 Because They Are Popular
A local man who grew up loving U2, hates them now because they are popular. “U2 used to be awesome until everyone else started liking them, then they became awful,” said the man, Kevin Stevens. “I liked them when they were young and up-and-coming,...
Read full storyNew Zealand Air Force buys half an F35 fighter jet
The American Air Force has grounded its whole fleet of F35 fighter jets, described as the most sophisticated and expensive in the history of combat aviation. Media reports suggest that the Trump administration has found a legitimate excuse to get rid...
Read full storyKanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations
When it was a rumored possibility, folks thought it a satirical joke, but no, the truth is, Kanye West will replace Nikki Haley as the next US Ambassador to the United Nations. Of course, Ivanka is disappointed. Her father already announced that...
Read full storyKim Jong has peace banquet with Moon Jae-in and exchange doggies 'tales'!
It seems peace talks between North and South Korea are not as 'Trumped' up as they seem to be! Kim Jong invited Moon Jae-in for a special banquet to prove to the world that there could be unification on the Korean peninsular and, a special menu wa...
Read full storyAngry Narcissistic Woman Finally Succeeds In Ripping Her Boyfriend's Face Off
Stevens Point, Wisconsin. After nagging at him constantly for a few years and always telling him what he was doing wrong, Bethany Greenfield, 35, finally succeeded in her mission of actually killing her boyfriend by sticking her fingernails into his...
Read full storyBiofuels Research in Canada
In a recent press conference, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough briefly summarized efforts made by his country's scientists to mitigate greenhouse gas emissions: "We tried producing corn alcohol, but our Newfies drank up all of it before it could be added to our gasoline. Undeterred, our scientists turned to another crop which is being grown in massive quantities in our country." "Given...
Read full storyDonald Trump's USA Is Fucked
The shabby way in which the US Senate dealt with the Brett Kavanaugh inquiry indicates that America is fucked, according to one man speaking from the safety of his bedroom, a long way from the US, this morning. The enquiry - not a criminal one - 'ruled' that Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had no case to answer, enabling the Senate members to vote him in, by the slenderest margin possible. M...
Read full storyRare Coin Arouses Interest On eBay
Coin collectors were in the news again earlier today, when an extremely rare 10p coin attracted the attentions of several serious bidders on auction website eBay. Or is it ebay? The coin, which is like MANY other 10p coins - in that, it has that...
Read full storyMan Admits He Had 'No Idea' Who Jadon Sancho Was
A man reading a report on the football match played last night between Croatia and England, had to confess that he had no idea who Jadon Sancho was, and had never heard of the bloke. "I'd never heard of the bloke," he confessed. Moys Kenwood, 5...
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