It seems peace talks between North and South Korea are not as 'Trumped' up as they seem to be!
Kim Jong invited Moon Jae-in for a special banquet to prove to the world that there could be unification on the Korean peninsular and, a special menu was arranged to weld the new found relationship between the arch enemies!
Jaggedone sent his star canine, CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Rin Tin Tinhat, in; he crawled in under the huge table through a convenient sewer and stuck himself to it whilst the fantastic six gang menu was announced and here are his revelations:
Hors d'oeuvres: Canine liver soup laced with shark fins
Main course: Doggies tails served with rhinoceros horn powder and tiger tooth marrow.
Dessert: Sweetened Doggy paws, hairless, dipped in Korean bee honey and served with boiled testicles of male orangutans in a sweet coconut sauce.
Korean unification is imperative for world peace (but not for saving nearly extinct animals) and, although Trump was invited, he declined because he believes there are enough 'dogs-dinners' on his White House staff and couldn't face devouring even more!
If anyone is still interested, the tin-foil hats are still available, call now to buy!