Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise
"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...
Read full storyTrump Pleased That Media Has Allowed Jamal Khashoggi Murder Case To 'Rest In Peace'
US President, Donald Trump, is reported to be pleased that the media has decided to let the wicked murder of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, drift from the memories of the public who, initially incensed by the slaying, no longer...
Read full storyNASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars
Having slingshot its way through the solar system, the package sent from Earth finally reached its destination - the planet Mars. A Martian search-party approached the package, and inspected its contents, finding bright red cylinders marked with the symbols Coca-Cola inside. They then carefully transported the box back to their base. Back in their underground city, one brave Martian scientis...
Read full storyMan Ends Period Of Constipation In Style
A football supporter who had been suffering from constipation for more than a week, finally ended his 'lean period' in style at the weekend. Myke Woodson (not real name) had been having trouble passing a stool, and had tried various things to alle...
Read full storyChocolate bar lands on Mars!
After months of travelling through outer space, propelled in a can of high-energy, red Bull-shit, a chocolate bar in a red tin-can, has landed successfully on planet Mars! Martians, with no ears, approaching the strange object having not seen 200...
Read full storyGrumpy Trump, He Wanted a Wall
San Ysidro, CA. Hundreds of asylum-seeking Hondurans stormed the heavily fortified wall today at this port of entry for those seeking to enter the United States. U. S. border patrol agents used tear gas to turn away the throng when some of the refug...
Read full storyCaravan Immigrant: "We Would Have Stayed in Paradise in Honduras, but the Soros Money was Just Too Good"
Tijuana, B.C., Mexico - Several migrants interviewed near the international border crossing in Tijuana expressed regret that they had left their comfortable lives, residing in beautiful homes in crime-free resort settings in Honduras and Guatamala, a...
Read full storyAlan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt
Fans of 'The Apprentice', the show designed to showcase the huge wealth, status and cultural gaps in Britain, will soon be able to get an insight into the everyday life of the programme's focal point, Baron Alan Sugar, when a new series, 'Shit With Sugar On', airs in January. The show follows Baron Sugar around, to show what a down-to-earth figure he really is, in contrast to the bolshy megalom...
Read full storySpoof Classifieds- Position Available, Climate Science Editor for Right Wing Blog Site
New York - A conservative blog site has an immediate opening for the staff position of Climate Science Editor, or as we internally refer to it, Anti-Climate Science Editor. The successful applicant will have responsibility to manage our site's eff...
Read full storyNashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend
After a lifetime of battling his chronic and persistent loneliness, Ben Harris of Nashville, Tennessee, decided stop fighting and instead embrace it – and ended up finding a new best friend. “I been alone my whole life,” said Ben, whose father dis...
Read full storyTrump And God Agree To Disagree
Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...
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