Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own
There has probably been a time in everyone's life when we've been unfortunate enough to have seen a woman with hairy legs, but nothing in one man's experience had prepared him for the sight he beheld whilst traveling on public transport in Hull recen...
Read full storyNASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate
The US space agency, NASA, has released the unexpected and astonishing results of a probe sent to Mars at the end of last year to collect samples of the planet's inner crust - Mars is made of chocolate! The InSight probe drilled through the Red Pl...
Read full storyGladatootie
I have old equipment...I do, and it's everywhere. A young person might not understand the overwhelming feeling of it ALL going to shit. Not even group shit just ALL the shit going to shit ALL the time. Think of a plane crash only you were in it and lived. Right...life or life right? But, I'm glad and grateful. My PC is so old it doubles as a space heater, warming my legs as I check my email...
Read full storyTrump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares
During a press conference this morning, a general feeling of apathy overcame the press corp. One correspondent remarked, "We're in shock. We just can't take any more drama." The president was noticeably irritated by the sight of several report...
Read full storyTory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?
As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...
Read full storyIt's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!
Infamous, global prankster, genius, and spreader of 'good news' not 'fake news', Jaggedone, has just launched his latest adventure on internet radio (that's fake BTW) called; 'It's Good News Week!! Sick to death of all the bad news, and nearly on...
Read full story38 US Women With Same Name Killed This Month
Police forces from all over the US are involved in emergency talks today to discuss the possible copycat killings of 38 women with the same name during the month of November. The women - all named Sarah Connor - were murdered by a tall muscular-lo...
Read full storyTrump Sends 900 Jews Seeking Asylum back to Nazi Germany
The White House. June 1, 1939. President Donald Trump today approved the recommendation of Secretary of State Cordell Hull that the German passenger liner St. Louis not be given permission to dock and unload approximately 900 Jews seeking asylum out...
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