Theresa May's Love Letter
Theresa May has released a letter to the British public detailing her Brexit plan. The letter has been released in two forms: one, a traditional letter, and the other (to appeal to hardcore “Brexiteers”), will be released in the form of a thirty seco...
Read full storyLonely Guy Finally Scores with Multiple Women After Buying Jordan Peterson Books and Lectures
Toronto - After years of involuntary celibacy, a local man in his late 30’s reported that he was able to date and consummate relationships with several attractive women after purchasing books, lectures and podcasts by Canadian professor and right win...
Read full storyHull City Coach Nigel Adkins Waxes Lyrical After Forest Defeat
Hull City manager, mealy-mouthed Nigel Adkins, was full of praise for his players despite their 0-2 home defeat to Nottingham Forest on Saturday. Adkins told reporters: "They've given everything out there I'm pleased with the performance We'...
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border
As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...
Read full storyRoddy McDowall Was A Chimp
Secret US military medical files revealed to the public this week under the Freedom of Information Act, show that the being known to humans as actor 'Roddy McDowall' was nothing more than an oversized chimpanzee. The actor passed away in 1998, and...
Read full storyChildren's Storytime: Jamal's Adventure In Turkey
Hello, children! It's time for another story! Are you ready? If you are, I'll begin. There was once a man called Jamal, who lived in a country where there was a lot of sand. It was very hot in that country, and the misters wore big, long, flowing white robes which helped them to keep cool. Jamal didn't like the oppressive heat very much, so he came to live in America, where you live. He was...
Read full storyMan Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin
A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...
Read full storyBucks v. Suns Basketball Game Was Enthralling For Spectators
Spectators at the basketball game between the Milwaukee Bucks and the Phoenix Suns had a right old rollicking time yesterday, with players on both teams wearing cool-looking vests and baggy shorts, and displaying superb skill and ability in the art o...
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