Woman Takes Picture with Mouse in Hotel
A woman who had literally two good days growing up is going on a vacation this summer to relive those “good old days.” The only two good days the woman, named Liz, had as a kid was when she went on a family vacation to Disney World. Well, it wasn...
Read full storyWetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco
"Frankly, we don't give a toss" was the reaction of France's Champagne industry to the Wetherspoon announcement that the fusty old gits chain of pubs would cease selling Champagne and Prosecco. Shortly after his recent shock announcement that he w...
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"Leave him alone, he's just a kid" screamed Clarissa de Pfeiffel-Johnson as her ten year old son Boris (no relation) was led into a police van in handcuffs. His crime was to be caught using a stolen scooter to carry out muggings on unsuspecting Londo...
Read full storyDia dieciocho / Dag achtien! Well thank the F that's over! No more banging on our doors!
Dia dieciocho / Dag achtien! Well thank the F that's over! No more banging on our doors! They came, they kissed each other's butt and, went! Who? Who gives a shit? Not us at the Nutters Beach Club, we had more important things to do like: Our resident poet laureate, pissed pirate, and his Polly parrot, brought the house down last night reciting several surreal limericks and, 5 bottles of Cap...
Read full storyIn wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'
Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediat...
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Company Description and Position Title Welcome to Universal Log! We are a nation-wide furniture production company that utilizes superior lumber in order to create quality household items. We use only the strongest wood to produce things such as chairs, tables, dressers, desks, foot-stools, window frames, work benches, handrails, fence posts, cupboards, doors, frisbees, light-bulbs, scissors,...
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