FAA Investigates Van Crash
MON AMI, FLORIDATED — In an attempt to cut costs, Amerikan Airlines drove a wingless passenger van off a four-story parking garage at Mon Ami International Airport. The fifty-year-old pilot, Mahatma Kane Jeeves, who asked to remain anonymous, sust...
Read full storyJordan Peterson Suggests Lobotomies are a Good Cure for Liberalism
Toronto, Canada - College Professor and leading conservative author Jordan Peterson, on a speaking tour in the United States, expounded upon his previously held belief that those who differ politically with himself and his alt-right followers must be...
Read full storySpoof Site Boss To Offer 'Block' Feature To Help Readers Avoid Shit They Don't Like
The owner of a satirical news website has revealed that he is to experiment with a new 'block' feature so that both writers and readers will have the option to avoid reading anything written by a writer whose material does not meet with their approva...
Read full storyThe Nutters Beach Club proudly presents the rave of the century! Jaggedone's 3 millionth bash tonight!
Just opened the 'floodgates' for the Nutters Beach Club party of the century!! Yes Jaggedone, co-owner, and total nutter, has surpassed the 3 million reader mark on The Spoof! Wow, now let's all get pissed!! We had a superb list of special guests at last night's, Siegfried and Roy's anniversary party as mercurial Las Vegas, gay magicians! Escaped lions, tigers and a Jaguar (no E Type) appear...
Read full storyWoman's Nosebleed Wouldn't Stop
Have you ever had a nosebleed that, no matter what arresting action you took, the darned thing just would not seem to stop bleeding? Well, that was exactly the situation being faced by one Los Angeles woman called Janet Farmer this week after she...
Read full storyFight for Animal Rights: Ogle a Poster Girl
An animal rights organization (ARO) which shall remain nameless (it's best not to encourage them!) frequently makes outrageous claims, features celebrity spokespersons, makes false comparisons, and showcases relatively well-known celebrities. (The celebrities are the main reason I enjoy checking out this organization's posters: most of them are not only young, beautiful, and female, but they're al...
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