Saint Valentine not popular, says Saint Kevin
Saint Kevin, patron saint of scissor makers has claimed that despite his reputation for lovers, Saint Valentine was never popular with anyone. Speaking to Vatican Matters,the magazine of record for all Saintly issues, Kevin said 'Valentine was alw...
Read full storyPredictive Text Ruins Valentine's Day
The first Valentine day for any new couple should always be special, but it was spoilt for Gary Johnson and Isabel Smith by predictive text. 'It was going to be really special. I had put together a really nice meal, bought Isabel's favourite wines...
Read full storyTrump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn
Washington - Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, is well know in charity circles as a crusader for helping to rescue misguided women from a degrading life in the pornography business. This often involves the payment of large sums of mon...
Read full storyChuckle Brothers "breaking" out to pursue serious drama role
"Typecast" children's entertainers Barry and Paul Chuckle are seeking to break new markets as they announce their intent to star in a new British remake of the hit cult US show Breaking Bad. The pair, who were thought to be enjoying their retireme...
Read full storyObama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri
Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...
Read full storyKim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea
Seoul, South Korea Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, has taken the opportunity to take advantage of the comradie of the Winter Olympics. His representatives announced that a huge banquet will be served to celebrate the kinship of the Two Koreas.
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