Predictive Text Ruins Valentine's Day

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 15 February 2018

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Oh, not this again.....

The first Valentine day for any new couple should always be special, but it was spoilt for Gary Johnson and Isabel Smith by predictive text.

'It was going to be really special. I had put together a really nice meal, bought Isabel's favourite wines, chosen her favourite film, Sister Act II, back in the habit. She puts up with me watching Pointless, so it is the least I can do. She came in with all of these boxes. She had asked if she needed to bring anything with her. I had replied 'No, just you and your best underwear', being a romantic evening, I thought things might go that way. Anyway, the phone corrected underwear to tupperwear'.

'We can see the funny side of it now' says Isabel. 'At the time I thought it was a bit weird, but I thought maybe he wanted something to keep food in afterwards. The only thing is, the only person I know who still has Tupperware is my Mum, so that will be a tale to lightly sweep under the rug, won't it'.

The names have been changed. They haven't really, they both live in Chutney on The Fritz.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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