Lakers' LeBron James will Return to Cavaliers
Staples Center, Los Angeles. Magic Johnson, head of basketball operations for the Los Angeles Lakers, has reportedly reached a secret deal with the Cleveland Cavaliers sending NBA superstar LeBron James back to Cleveland before the end of the current...
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White House chief of staff John Kelly and Donald Trump are no longer speaking to one another. It's difficult to evaluate how this can produce a positive outcome toward world peace. Maybe it was for the accumulation of multiple factors or just the...
Read full storyMP porn still Britain's favourite genre
It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...
Read full storyDisillusioned Midwestern Drunk Did Not Forget The Importance Of Recycling
Fuck My Face, Wisconsin. Feeling completely disillusioned with life after realizing that this world operates on nothing more than egotistical human desire, pride, money, sex, hypocrisy, hopeless striving for power, stupidity, whimsical behavior, iso...
Read full storyList of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before
The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...
Read full storyO.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group
Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...
Read full storyGeorge H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House
WASHINGTON DC - With the passing of George H W Bush on November 30th, thousands took time to remember the man he was, and to be thankful for many of the things which he had done. In fact, his accomplishments were so profound that many of the most pow...
Read full storyDora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene
Children's TV star, Dora the Explorer, is at the center of a huge row this morning, after being criticised by parents about never changing her clothes. Dora, who shot to stardom in 2000, has always worn a pink T-shirt, orange shorts, yellow ankle...
Read full storyMan Buys Black-And-White TV Set
A man who craves the return of 'the good old days', took a step down that path at the weekend, when he bought a black-and-white television set from an old woman who wanted rid of it, for £10. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Hull, is easily old enough to be a...
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