Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 8 December 2018

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"I can 2 spell."

White House chief of staff John Kelly and Donald Trump are no longer speaking to one another. It's difficult to evaluate how this can produce a positive outcome toward world peace.

Maybe it was for the accumulation of multiple factors or just the last camel-breaking straw: Trump's planned announcement of a pardon for the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

Yeah, huh?

Trump’s explanation? People die. Jamal Khashoggi's dead. It’s over. Why pick on a Prince? So, his people overreacted. Maybe they were always nuts. Who knows? Why blame MBS? He wasn’t even in the country. If Obama had started a war in Yemen killing thousands, would he be nailed to the cross?

Trump insisted he would have new UN ambassador, Heather Teeth, announce the pardon of MBS before the UN Security Council.

“You can’t do that.”

“I won’t do that. Heather Teeth will announce the pardon at the UN.”

“You can only pardon a US citizen.”

Told to scram, Kelly scrammed and hasn't spoken to Trump since.

A Trump tweet followed the general’s exit: Kelly, once a great guy, but not too smart and a week person. Doesn't even know how to fight hair loss.

He asked the White House operator to connect him with Attorney General Whitaker. “Baby Face, can you fast-speed citizenship for the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia?”

“Sure can. You misspelled weak in your last tweet.”

New tweet: Kelly, once a great guy, but not two smart and a weak person.

Hearing of Trump's scheme, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo pointed out that it would be an admission of guilt on the part of MBS. He could be removed as Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. Adding that the two in Trump's last tweet should be the double o too, as in not too smart.

New tweet: Kelly, knot too smart and a weak person…

National Security Advisor Bolton thundered into the Oval office asking Trump how he could get the spelling of not correct in his first two tweets and boot it on the third tweet?

New tweet: Kelly, not too smart and a weak prison…

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