Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision
After a lifetime spent piling up wrongdoings and regrets, 32-year-old Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, made yet another bad decision. “On the spur of the moment, I did a bunch of coke at a party and blew off a job interview at Vanderbilt the ne...
Read full storyNikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table
Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.” Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...
Read full storyAirports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”
UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...
Read full storyMusician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song
Lured by promises of a lucrative publishing deal with a major country music label, singer-songwriter Billy Bonner moved to Nashville, Tennessee - a.k.a. Music City - only to find that company executives were less interested in getting his songs playe...
Read full storyDeep Blue Something Ex Hates Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The ex-girlfriend of the Deep Blue Something lead singer revealed this week that she actually hates the film Breakfast at Tiffany’s. She only said she liked it because he was being so pathetic trying to hold on to something from their relationshi...
Read full storyRoyal Baby Name Betting Latest
There were wild celebrations all round Britain today, after the news about the latest addition to the Royal Family had sunk in with the plebeians. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's third child, a boy, waved to the hordes of wellwishers who had g...
Read full storyRoyal Lizard Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'
The third child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has been born, and TheSpoof.com can unexclusively reveal that it is a boy! Prince William and his wife emerged from the St. Mary's Hospital just before 6pm last night, and stood on the steps soa...
Read full storyMen can exchange their 'dicks' after successful penis transplantation in US!
Men paranoid with the size of their favorite 'tool', either too big or too small (size doesn't matter at all; thanks Rammstein for that), can now ask for a new one because in the US a successful transplantation has opened the floodgates.. Indian/A...
Read full storyRoyal family produces another litter
Horse-faced brood mare Kate Middleton has given birth to another boy. Doctors say that she is doing well and although she ate the rest of her litter, one male did manage to survive. The pale princess will now be rested for another few months, then...
Read full storyEinstürzende Neubauten Booked To Perform Before FA Cup Final
German industrial band Einstürzende Neubauten, famous for their inventive use of scrap metal and building tools to make 'music', have been booked to perform at Wembley Stadium before this year's FA Cup final between Manchester United and Chelsea.
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