Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 24 April 2018

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The Queen rather likes 'Wayne'

There were wild celebrations all round Britain today, after the news about the latest addition to the Royal Family had sunk in with the plebeians.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's third child, a boy, waved to the hordes of wellwishers who had gathered in front of St. Mary's Hospital, but was unable to make a speech due to a sore throat.

Asked about the boy's name, Prince William replied:

"You'llknowsoonenough."

This, however, seems unlikely, even though the Royals are a bit quirky. For those readers who like to speculate on such matters, here is the latest betting:

8/11 Albert
4/5 Philip
2/1 Phillip
5/2 Arthur
4/1 Adolf
9/2 G√ľnther
6/1 Joachim
10/1 Justin
50/1 Zappa
100/1 Nosferatu
200/1 Napoleon
500/1 Charles

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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