SWAT Raids Lawn Dart Tournament, Gun Rally Participants Relieved
It was a sunny afternoon of family fun, barbecues and lawn darts in Auburn, Washington. The Cascadian Lawn Darts Association was hosting a local tournament between the Renton Renegades and the Auburn Avengers. Sharing the the park was also local gun...
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The Rise in popularity of Chinese Takeaway home deliveries where people use their own spoons to eat Chinese food with has caused PorkSpork, the global plastic takeaway spoon manufacturer to issue a profit warning. C.E.O. Mr. Ying Tong Diddle I. P...
Read full storyQatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses
With the Football World Cup just 8 years away, the nation of Qatar is gearing up for the tournament by quickly assembling arenas. However they have reached a milestone today when they revealed a new stadium which had been built entirely from the dea...
Read full storySatire website 'conducted secret psychology experiment on users' emoticons' says report
Cyberspace, The Last Affrontiere - The satirical website Farcebook has been accused of conducting a huge secret psychological experiment on its users to see how they respond to cyber crap. Sixty million Farcebook users took part without any perso...
Read full storyUS sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry
President Obama and his State Department are insisting there is no contradiction whatever between supporting Sunni rebels in Syria and fighting them in Iraq. The key safeguard is the "careful vetting." As Mr. Kerry has shown repeatedly, the US...
Read full storyGolden Gate Bridge "Suicide Net System" to Attract Acrobats From Around the Globe
San Francisco - The city council has approved spending tens of millions of dollars to construct a system of safety nets under the Golden Gate Bridge in an attempt to thwart future suicide attempts which have plagued the landmark for decades. T...
Read full storyObama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream
Washington, DC President Barack Obama announced today that he will be resigning the office of President of the United States "as soon as we can locate Vice-President Joe Biden." President Obama said that he would be vacating the Presidency in ord...
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