World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"
Commentators and panel experts covering the World Cup on both the BBC and ITV have been accused of making as many errors and poor comments as possible to boost ratings, as well as increase newspaper and social media coverage. According to insiders...Read full story
No Definite Answer to the Question "How many times have I told you kids?"
A 10 year research project which followed the lives of 100 families with children has shown that the answer to the question "how many times have I told you kids?" can vary widely. Lead researcher and mathematician Dr. Carl Fractal said he found th...Read full story
Something 'mega' to happen on Thursday as UK TV pundit Jeremy Paxman begins retirement
London - Colleagues at the BBC's flagship Newsfright program were bidding Paxo farewell tonight as the veteran TV anchor signed off on his final broadcast following 25 years as top cock on the national broadcaster's dugheap. Known for his 'Spanish...Read full story
Local Man Cuts Styrofoam Plate With Plastic Fork
A local Springfield man inadvertently cut through his styrofoam plate with a plastic fork yesterday while eating at a church potluck supper. Monty Creosote was in the basement of the First Lutheran Church of Springfield eating during the church's...Read full story
Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper
Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its...Read full story
Jersey Shore's "The Situation" Arrested for Fighting at Tanning Salon
Middletown, NJ - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who gained notoriety on MTV's classy show Jersey Shore, was arrested for fighting with his own brother at a local tanning salon that the pair own together. Apparently, the double douchebags cam...Read full story
How Do You Know You're In A Cult?
If you wake up in a squalid, dirty room, sleeping on the floor, no money, and being shouted at to start working your 19 hour day, you might be in a cult. There are usually signs to let you know the friendly group of people that seem to really love you a lot might be a cult. The first sign of a cult is the presence of a leader that is venerated, even worshiped, beyond reason, while his words...Read full story
Van Gogh's Dr Gachet pops up mysteriously in Picasso's painting The Blue Room
New York - The sudden apparition of Vincent van Gogh's Docteur Gachet in Pablo Picasso's 1901 depiction of The Blue Room has got the art world stumped. The oil on canvas painting shows a shapely naked blonde washing herself in a large blue basin,...Read full story