California Chrome sold to Roman Abramovich for fifty million bucks
Louisville, Kentucky - The dual Kentucky Derby/Preakness champion will stand at Abramovich's Gazprom Stables dubbed bluegrass country's most famous equine stud. Announcing the reported $50m deal co-owners Steve Coburn and Perry Martin said the awe...Read full story
England Win World Cup Of Smugness!
Even with theIr football team facing an early exit from the World Cup, the English are celebrating a comfortable triumph at the World Cup of Smugness. With England creating more smug bastards per square mile than any other country in the world by...Read full story
Doctors urged to stop prescribing curly-wurlies for common heart condition
For centuries, it's been prescribed for a multiplicity of conditions, ranging from the Black Death to ischemic heart disease. But now, the General Medical Council has challenged the healing propensities of the curly wurly. The well-known chocolate...Read full story
No Wonderland in Brazil for England
England lost 2-1 to Italy in our first World Cup game in Brazil because we had no one to match the Italian centre forward Bartendi. England Manager, Roy Stodgeson, complained that England had no one with Bartendi's height to score a vital equalisi...Read full story
Blair's rousing speech - "Once more unto Iraq, dear friends, once more, Cry 'God for Tony, America, and Crude Oil!'
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair urged the British Government to re-invade Iraq yesterday to protect the moderate Shiites against the Sunnis that are threatening to capture the capital Baghdad. He promised the world that terrorist group ISIS has got...Read full story
Obama Asks Batman to Take on Climate-Change Deniers
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama has called on Batman and Robin to fix climate change, comparing skeptics about man-made alterations to the environment to those who still believe that the earth is round. In an address today to the Superheros Natio...Read full story