Paris flea market renamed after Queen
Paris, France - The world famous Marché aux Puces has been renamed after Queen Elizabeth after Parisians compared her 70th D Day Commemoration outfit to a bit of thrift shop tat. This morning President Francois Hollande escorted the octogenarian m...Read full story
How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?
it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there. Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors: -- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert. -- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture. -- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...Read full story
Cumbersome acronym to be changed
The history of the gender and sexual orientation equality movement in the world can be traced through its acronym, which has evolved over time. Originally there was just gay, but then lesbians wanted to be separated from gay, and LG was formed. Fo...Read full story
Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations
Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...Read full story
Man Infatuated With Davina McCall and Gaby Roslin can't sleep at night.
Bristol- A man infatuated by television presenters Davina McCall and Gaby Roslin opened up about his secret pain yesterday. Robin Robins (45)a computer analyst for MI6 who also admits to having a secret crush on Zoe Ball, spoke for the first time abo...Read full story
Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
A recent geological survey of the Isle of Wight has come to the worrying conclusion that the island is shrinking at a rate of two millimetres per year. The first survey on the actual size of the island in 1952 revealed it to have an area of 380.56...Read full story
BBC Apologises for 'Welcome To Rio' documentary. Police hunt Cleo Rocos.
London- A spokesman admitted that the broadcaster had "got it seriously wrong" by commissioning hipsters to make its much criticised documentary series 'Welcome To Rio'. Police are understood to be no closer to identifying the whereabouts of the dang...Read full story
Obama's Latest Blunder: Shows Up at Wrong Normandy Location on Anniversary of D-Day
Houston, TX - President Obama's string of bad calls continues as one of his best opportunities in recent memory for a rating-boosting photo-op on the anniversary of the D-Day invasion went embarrassingly wrong. The President was supposed to sh...Read full story