Destitute Obama Sues for Attorney's Fees After Supreme Court Rules in His Favor
Following his recent victory in the lawsuit filed against him by plaintiffs Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges, and others challenging the National Defense Authorization Act, President Barack Obama has filed a supplemental complaint seeking recovery of the...
Read full storyNew war app developing for latest State Department ideas as with bombing Syria to back off Russia in Ukraine
Major internet companies are announcing a new app which will pipeline US State Department interests in encouraging wars here and there across the globe. This development has been inspired by a German innovation which locates comfort females on th...
Read full storySecret files reveal White House deployed emergency first responders to 'rescue' Dubya from locked lav
Washington DC - Federal Emergency Management Agency firefighters were summoned to the White House in a 2001 security incident when George W Bush accidentally hit the private presidential bathroom's panic button because the toilet paper had run out.
Read full storyPutin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll
Conspiracy theories abound in the U.S.: The government caused 9/11, the FBI killed MLK, the CIA assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald, and so on. I think there's no truth in any of it. So, reporting on any supposed conspiracy is difficult for me. Ye...
Read full storyBP's "Global Cooling Machine" Enables Consumers to Think Globally, Cool Locally
Oil company British Petroleum, whose corporate reputation has suffered since the environmentally devastating 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill, recently announced the launch of a groundbreaking new product: the global cooling machine or "GCM," designe...
Read full storyAnother Rowling Blockbuster
A book called "From Bags to Bitches" has rocketed to the Number One slot in America. Written by Alma Chancer it had originally sold only two hundred and nine copies; but after a lawyer working for Schillings inadvertently leaked on a Twitter account...
Read full storyNew BBC Saturday Night Show 'The Electric Chair' To Star Ageing TV Stars
As part of the BBC's new entertainment strategy Director General Tony Hall is due to announce a new Saturday Night game show called 'The Electric Chair' in an attempt to finally knock Simon Cowell off his evangelical perch. The show due to be aired i...
Read full storyCongress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'
WASHINGTON-On Monday, the U.S. Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls "the heebie-jeebies." After si...
Read full storyWhat Have Future Generations Done For Us?
David Koch of the famous oil-chemical super-billionaire brothers agreed to an interview with me on the issue of climate change. David and Charles have spent several billions in efforts to block legislative measures to block carbon pollution, the ma...
Read full storyDick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument
Washington D.C. - Washington D.C. police were called to the Washington Monument yesterday after receiving 911 calls about a naked man at the base of the monument. When police arrived they observed a naked man who, in the words of one officer, was "f...
Read full story"Stand down!" U.S. Supreme Court Tells Chris Hedges, Noam Chomsky, Cornel West
Nearly two years after Chris Hedges, Noam Chomsky, Cornel West, and others filed suit against President Obama's administration challenging the provision in the National Defense Authorization Act that allows the U.S. military to indefinitely detain pe...
Read full storyTybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind
A Tybee Island father who tried to lecture his son on the dangers of 'selfies', after learning his son had posted about them on Facebook has made a complete fool of himself. Kevin Weller, 47, told his 15 year old son, Bobby, that not only were 's...
Read full storyPalin: Surfboarding Combats Terrorism, Suspects 'Hanging 10' Targeted
GUNSMOKE, ALASKA -- Sarah Palin believes an effective way to combat terrorism would be to arm surfers so they could protect many of our country's coastlines. "Surfboarding would be our first line of defense," said Palin, wearing a frogman suit and...
Read full storyTheatre Hosts Nancy Grace As Jan Brady; She Was Victimized By Sam the Butcher
QUARTIER DES THEATRES, WHEELING, WV -- The Capitol Theatre in downtown Wheeling, WV, will host a tour de force performance by one of broadcast journalism's most polarizing hawk-beaked figures in "An Evening With Nancy Grace As Jan Brady." Grace w...
Read full storyMotorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'
Sad news coming out of L.A. this morning. Motorhead legend Ian Fraser Kilmister, best known to millions around the world as 'Lemmy' was sadly reported to be 'Killed by Death' in the early hours. The veteran rock n roller known for hits such as 'Ac...
Read full storyTelly Programmes to be 'Slotted In' Between Commercials on ITV
In a brave new move, ITV have announced that TV programmes will now be 'shortened' to make way for popular commercials such as ''The Meerkats' and 'The Typhoo Monkey'. In a report commissioned by ITV, electric supplier 'First Utility' discovered s...
Read full storyI'm a saint
I'm a saint. No, it's true! I just heard it on the News. Pope Francis has declared me a saint. Miracles are second nature to me. As I write, adoring hordes are beating their way to the door of my bungalow because I have experienced miracles. It's a miracle I'm still alive after that near miss with the articulated lorry at that road junction near Gerona in Spain with Dennis and Gordon in Dennis's A...
Read full storyI'm Just a Laidback and Festively Plump Individual
I'm a stress-free type of guy who takes life with a carefree attitude. I guess you can say I'm just a laidback and festively plump individual and there is nothing wrong with that. I guarantee it. Think of how beneficial technologies like transportation, cellular devices, and the Internet. As long as someone or something else does the work for me, I'm ready to go. I value transportation. For ex...
Read full storyAnderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings
Atlanta - CNN, in their never ending coverage of the missing Malaysian plane tragedy, thinks they have figured out a way to keep the story interesting, boost ratings, and possibly videotape the disappearance of one of their most beloved personali...
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