Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 14 September 2013

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Sal really cherishes a pistol that he received from his wife Carlotta on Valentine's Day in 2009.

NEW YORK CITY - The head of the Goombalini crime family Salvatore Goombalini appeared on an edition of Piers Morgan Tonight.

The Brooklyn Mafioso recently told President Obama that if he gave him the word he would send a couple of his boys to Russia to capture and bring Edward Snowden back to America.

Sal is very well-respected in the circles in which he travels and he does have a way of getting what needs to be done, done.

Goombalini states that he and his nine brothers are in the restaurant supply business. He proudly says that they all learned the business from their father Pirandello Goombalini.

Salvatore was asked by Piers Morgan why he had purchased six drones. Sal looked at Piers and remarked that someone sure has got one big mouth.

He then explained to Morgan that he purchased the six drones from a drone dealer in Hoboken, New Jersey.

When asked what in the world he would want with six drones Goombalini did a zip your mouth motion to the Englishmen.

He then remarked that asking too many questions could get him back in merry old England quicker than he could say "I teenk I'll 'ave me a bit of a crumpet old chap eh."

Morgan turned as red as a Tennessee tomato and he quickly went to a commercial.

When they returned from the commercial Morgan rather nervously said that Mr. Goombalini bought the six drones so that he can check for any Al Qaeda or Taliban operatives that are within the United States.

The camera then panned to Salvatore Goombalini who looked right into the camera and winked.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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