Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 14 September 2013

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Sofia said she is putting out a brand new line of bras called The Sofia Vergara Big Mamacita Bras.

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills.

The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider going in for breast reduction surgery.

The 41-year-old Vergara who has a pair of the most astounding boobs in all of Hollywood said that she is proud of her 32-F's.

She recently pointed out in an interview with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight that she's just had them insured for $2 million each or $4 million for the couple as the Colombian actress jokingly quipped.

Sofia informed de Gallo that she has just become the highest paid actress in television making $30 million a year.

She proudly said that her Sofia Vergara Inflatable Doll has just become the biggest selling inflatable doll in inflatable doll history.

Vergara was disappointed at the fact that she had to turn down an offer to join the celebrity dancers on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

She said that she met with the shows producers and she decided not to do the show because she was afraid that with her huge knockers she could accidentally end up seriously hurting her dance partner.

SIDENOTE: Sofia is thrilled at the fact that President Obama personally called her up and invited her to attend an official White House state dinner in honor of the president of Costa Rica, Kiko Sombrero.

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