Holy grail found in Charles Darwin's lost belongings

Written by Styrian

Saturday, 14 September 2013

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A trunk believed to have belonged to Charles Darwin has been found during a renovation at Christ college,Cambridge.Books with detailed notes on beetles and birds were found inside along with a black bag containing a wooden cup and a scroll of parchment.

Scholars believe that the parchment is from the knights Templar with detailed information about the wooden cup which is described as being the grail that Jesus drank from at the last supper.How this cup came to be in the possession of the man who championed the theory of evolution is a mystery.

Some within religious communities believe that this is solid proof that Charles Darwin was trying to hide the proof of Christ and was and is the true Antichrist.Others believe that Darwin was a believer in Christ but had trouble with the insurmountable evidence to support his theory.What the truth is we may never know.

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