We like Fracking and We like to Frack
Another day another punning newspaper headline about shale gas extraction. The industry has been a godsend for copywriters everywhere. Said one fleet street hack, "the great thing about Fracking is that it's possible to replace the word 'fuck', with...
Read full storyThe GOP's "Big Tent" Is Collapsing
Houston, TX--Last year's election was a disaster for the GOP: it lost the presidency, the Democrats retained the Senate thanks to a handful of Tea Party loons, and Republicans retained the House in numbers but lost in aggregate votes by about a mill...
Read full storyProtest.. a Thing of The Past.
Interview our magazine "Time To Move" had with Health Minister Al Ranon. Q: So you propose to increase the amount of fluoride in the water? A: Yes, to prevent tooth decay. Teeth has always been of major concern to us as a nation, much more so than cancer for instance for which there is no known cure. Successive governments have always supported cancer. Q: What about mind decay? A: Too...
Read full storyNew Jersey Reverend Rallies Followers To Oppose "Gay Agenda"
TRENTON, N.J. - Reverend Homer Phobe, of New Jersey is the leader of a new movement that calls themselves the "Federal League Against Gays With Agendas Violating Everyone's Reasonable Standards" or "F.L.A.G. W.A.V.E.R.S" for short. After a recent ruling that the state of New Jersey begin issuing same-sex marriage licenses this month, the Reverend Homer Phobe and his followers are rallying peopl...
Read full storyAn 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone
ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm. Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...
Read full storyCarrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville
NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood has become one of the most popular country artists in the world of country music. She has sold over 15 million albums and her Carrie Underwood Bobblehead Doll has consistently stayed in the top five nationwide. The...
Read full storyThe New York Giants Are Now 0-6 As They Get Beat By The Chicago Bears
NEW YORK CITY - There is no happiness in The City That Never Sleeps as their Giants have now lost half a dozen games. The Chicago Bears are the latest team to beat Coach Tom Coughlin's boys and when the final gun sounded the score was 27-21. Ma...
Read full storyJane Fonda Is Furious At The Upcoming Motion Picture About Her Titled Hanoi Jane
BEVERLY HILLS - Jane Fonda has said that she does not appreciate Hanoi Jane, the new movie about her that deals with the Vietnam War. Fonda, who starred in Barbarella, is now insisting that the photo of her sitting on a North Vietnamese anti-aircr...
Read full storyA Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked
MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history. Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall. He then noted...
Read full storyClint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final
CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, 83, is in the process of getting divorced from his present wife Dina and he has already expressed the fact that as soon as the divorce goes through he is heading to the alter. The man who popularized the Spaghe...
Read full storyIowa Becomes The First State In The Nation To Ban Gay Dancing
SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just become the first state in the United States that has taken a stand against gay dancing. Reports from the Hawkeye State say that the bill was passed by a vote of 39 to 11. A source within the governo...
Read full storyMaria Sharapova Says Miley Cyrus Is Addicted To The Spotlight
NEW YORK CITY - One of the greatest tennis players in the world Maria Sharapova recently remarked about the girl who has no shame Miley Cyrus. Sharapova told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really feels sorry for the 20-ye...
Read full storyRussell Brand May Be Moving To The Rocky Mountain Pot Haven State of Colorado
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has informed several close friends that he is giving serious consideration to leaving the bright lights of Tinsel Town and moving to the mystical marijuana air state of Colorado. Brand has made it clear that lately...
Read full storyAngus T. Jones Who Was Fired From Two and A Half Men Is Reportedly On Food Stamps
EAST LOS ANGELES - The former child star of Two and A Half Men who was fired from his $300,000 per week job is reportedly broke. An unnamed source reported seeing Angus T. walking the streets of East El Lay wearing a torn Mitt Romney For President...
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