Angus T. Jones Who Was Fired From Two and A Half Men Is Reportedly On Food Stamps

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 October 2013

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Angus T. is broke and all he has is $4.17 in a savings account and 22 pennies.

EAST LOS ANGELES - The former child star of Two and A Half Men who was fired from his $300,000 per week job is reportedly broke.

An unnamed source reported seeing Angus T. walking the streets of East El Lay wearing a torn Mitt Romney For President T-shirt and baggy Hawaiian shorts.

Jones was fired after he made some vulgar remarks about the show's creator, producer, and head writer Chuck Lorre.

Angus T said that when he made the remarks he was under the influence of The Church of The Mystical Monetary Mountain.

He said that a church elder remarked that he had been told in a dream to give every single dime that he had to the church and he would never have sinus problems again.

Jones who some have described as having the brains of a Popsicle stick did as he was told and within six days, his savings had dwindled down from millions of dollars to just $4.17.

The 19-year-old dummy is allegedly now receiving food stamps and he has signed up for unemployment benefits.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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