An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 October 2013

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Elmer Ted Pettypicker is proud of his tractor which he purchased at Tractors 'R' Us in Little Rock.

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm.

Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it because she feared for her life, her husband's life, and the lives of their 13 sheep.

She said that she shot the drone with a high-powered telescopic rifle that her Elmer Ted had given her as a Valentine's Day present four years ago.

Upon investigating the APD was able to ascertain that the drone was from Canada and Mrs. Pettypicker will not be charged with committing any offense.

SIDENOTE: Mildred was told that if she ever shoots another one she will be arrested even if the drone is registered to the Canadian government.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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