Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 October 2013

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Clint and Dina will be evenly spliting up his net worth which is $385 million.

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, 83, is in the process of getting divorced from his present wife Dina and he has already expressed the fact that as soon as the divorce goes through he is heading to the alter.

The man who popularized the Spaghetti Westerns told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he has fallen head-over-heels in love with Erica Fisher, who at 42, is 41 years younger than him.

Erica hopes to become a famous movie star once she marries Eastwood and he opens up lots and lots of doors for her.

Clint was asked what about Erica attracked him. He grinned, took the little cigar out of his mouth, and replied, "I guess you could say it's her perfect-as-hell body."

He then revealed that she is quite the gal in bed and knows more positions than a slide trombone player.

Clint's net worth is $375 million. His present wife told him that they will divide that amount evenly and she will get $225.5 million and he will get $149.5 million.

[WRITER'S NOTE: Eastwood might be old, but I'm sure that he knows that $375 million divided by two is $187.5 million.]

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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