14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)
The following toys have already been recalled for Christmas this year after consumers Guide tested them out! Please return them for a refund. 14. Leggo Castle from Wham-O (Seems to be placed outside parents bedroom and when one comes out, WHAM-O!) 13. Little Lady Godiva with Stick Horse 12. The guillotine toe-nail clipper 11. Barn Roof Parachute. 10. Little Buddy's First Sledge...
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Jerry Seinfeld Suffers Back Injury
Late today it was reported that Comedian Jerry Seinfeld tripped over a stage prop while practicing for a show in Las Vegas and was rushed to a hospital emergency room with a muscle pull in his back.. Bob Hatters, who was also in the emergency room...
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Australia criticised over Immigration problems.
Not for the first time have Australian politicians been under scrutiny regarding the country's Immigration policy. Since the General Election two months ago the Government have done their level best to expose the number of illegals who have disapp...
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Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)
LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about Russell Brand's ex-wife, Katy Perry, is that the woman is certainly one of the most stubborn individuals in Tinsel Town. Perry has been warned by several of her dearest friends that she had better end...
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Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign
Due to the Government's campaign of advertising on the side of a van, 60 illegal immigrants have now left the country. Earlier in the month the Advertising Standards Authority banned the advert carried on the vans, saying that they had received 60...
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Paris Hilton Explains Her Erratic Behavior On The View
NEW YORK CITY - Friends and relatives of Tinsel Town's most famous do-nothing celebutante are still shocked at Paris Hilton's behavior when she was a guest on The View. Hilton appeared on the show dressed in a pair of skimpy Daisy Duke short short...
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Chris Brown Prohibited From Ever Setting Foot In Washington D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just issued a Presidential Mandate that he says is the best PM he has issued since becoming president. The president at the strong urging of his wife Michelle Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, a...
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NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe
Under a siege of critical response regarding massive NSA surveillance of more than 35 world leaders, including US allies, Washington leaders are braced and defensive, none more so than GOP Representative Peter King. A spokesperson for Mr. King (wh...
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Moyes Quits!
The world of Manchester United Football Club was shaken to its very foundations earlier today when it was revealed that cleaning operative Madge Moyes, newly-recruited to the cleaning pool in the summer, had quit. Moyes, 50, who had only been at O...
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Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman
It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady. Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am da...
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The Trumpen Bird
Inspired by Lewis Carroll 'Twas brillig, and the Karl Rove Did tremble and tire in his soul; All flimsy were the borogoves, And the GOP o'er ruled. "Beware the Trumpen Bird, my son The jaws that bite, the mouth that spits! Beware the Trumpen Bird, and shun That frumious piece of shit!" Rove took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the loudmouthed foe he sought-...
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