A Montana Mountain Climbing Team Is The First To Climb Mt. Everest While Totally Naked

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 October 2013

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Mt. Everest shown on a cloudy day in October.

MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history.

Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall.

He then noted that the thing that made this expedition special is the fact that all 7 members climbed the great mountain while completely naked.

He added that they did have their special mountain climbing boots on but boots are not considered clothing.

Higginfroist was asked what the most difficult thing about climbing Mt. Everest in the nude was. He grinned and said that it was making sure that icicles didn't form on their peckers.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The mountain climbing team has already been booked to appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Viagra View, and on The Wheel of Fortune.]

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