A Plague on Fenway Park

If self-immolation were an option, the Red Sox would lead the charge with a lit match. The latest victim of self-destruction hurdled himself headlong into the right field wall in a valiant (and some might say foolhardy) effort. Shane Victorino, al...

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It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Funny story: It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...

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Farrah Abraham Stoned for Praying with Tallis at Western Wall

Funny story: Farrah Abraham Stoned for Praying with Tallis at Western Wall

Last Friday May 10, 2013 Farrah Abraham was stoned by ultra Orthodox Jews, Haredim, for praying while wearing a tallis, prayer shawl at the Western Wall in Jerusalem. The Israeli police then arrested her for praying for the father of her child, who died young like James Dean in a tragic car accident. This has sparked an Amanda Knox like international incident. World War I was caused by 1 gun shot,...

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EStalker matches victims with stalkers

Funny story: EStalker matches victims with stalkers

The internet has a new website dedicated to bringing compatible people together. It is called EStalker and, like dating sites which match people who would probably not otherwise meet based on commonalities, EStalker uses a state of the art algorithm...

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Obama revising dictionary

Funny story: Obama revising dictionary

President Obama, today, during an unscheduled press conference he called, pre-empting the Drew Carey show, The Price is Right, indicated that he is presenting to Congress, a list of words which he wants stricken from the English language. the first o...

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USAID gives $625,000 to Cherie Blair cha-ri-dee 'to help African women set up own mobile hacking scams'

Funny story: USAID gives $625,000 to Cherie Blair cha-ri-dee 'to help African women set up own mobile hacking scams'

Washington - The niche funding opportunity arose following the collapse of Rupert Murdoch's NewsCorpse Inc's controversial off-piste news gathering superstructure. Fierce lobbying by daft Scouser Cherry Bush saw the USAID slush fund run by Hillary...

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Magic Johnson Expresses His Views On The Altercations, Flagrant Fouls, and Ejection in The Heat-Bulls Game

Funny story: Magic Johnson Expresses His Views On The Altercations, Flagrant Fouls, and Ejection in The Heat-Bulls Game

BEVERLY HILLS - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Magic Johnson and his wife Cookie, went out and had a very nice dinner at The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant in Beverly Hills. As the couple was waiting in the front of the restaurant for a valet t...

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Kanye West Walks Into A Signpost and Kim Kardashian Says It's A Sign

Funny story: Kanye West Walks Into A Signpost and Kim Kardashian Says It's A Sign

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West returned to the states after spending weeks overseas in France. West said that he had gone to The Land of Ooh La La to get some inspiration for an upcoming album. Many U.S. music critics wondered why Kanye could not h...

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LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment

Funny story: LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment

CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...

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Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Funny story: Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none. He...

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Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take the little lost Hollywood starlet long before she caused problems at her new surroundings at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles. The clinic's executive director Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass told m...

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Charlotte Bobcats Owner Michael Jordan Reflects On The Cats Dismal 21-61 Season

Funny story: Charlotte Bobcats Owner Michael Jordan Reflects On The Cats Dismal 21-61 Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It was quite a long season for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA as all the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and Bobcat fans will attest to. The Bobcats ended the season in 29th place out of 30 teams. The Cats finished wi...

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Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule

ATLANTA - Shaquille was in Atlanta filming a commercial for a brand new line of professional basketballs named Big Bouncy Bounce Basketballs. He was asked by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily to comment on his proposal to change p...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain The Alleged 'Break Up" Rumors

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain The Alleged 'Break Up" Rumors

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of The Vampire Diaries, flew into Cabo's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and were immediately besieged by the paparazzi. Polo Del Matador, a reporter with The Cabo San Luca...

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Workplace Shooting in Kansas

Funny story: Workplace Shooting in Kansas

The epidemic of gun violence in America continues unabated. The most recent incident occurred this past Friday at the Acme Widget and Wingding factory in Schnottville, Kansas. What seemed at first to be a typical Friday at the factory turned deadl...

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